By hjkashld - 24/04/2012 01:48 - United States

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Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
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HSOMGF 5

That back pain is probably related to your lack of spine. And really, **** HER life. She deserves better.

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muffinXmonster 12

She really that bad?

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charvisioku 22

Must be a shit marriage if you can't even say "I don't feel like it today"...

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sweetmama88 6

I think you should tell the truth , before it goes too far. She deserves the truth .

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perdix 29

Another theory: You don't want to have sex with your wife because it might make your girlfriend jealous. Is that it?

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brookedenardo 4

this is very sad. solution: COMMUNICATE. that is what every relationship is about. explain to her what she is doing that you don't like, or tell her what you do like during sex. how can she fix it if she doesn't know shes doing anything wrong? HELP her fix it. i hope this helps. :)

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Skullcrusher 5

Does anybody give a rat's ass?

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silentblack 0

Wow is it that bad

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linkinpark98 23

Why not try and switch it up a bit? That should get a spark flowing. ;)

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