By The horror... - 11/11/2015 16:52 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
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whatarethisss 23

Sometimes I wake myself up by snoring and look around to see who was snoring and then realize it was me.

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WinterChild 20

Hopefully they have a good sense of humour. If they don't, your boyfriend should have said it was him to save you some embarrassment.

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UhHuhHoney 20

It happens! Some day you and your boyfriend will look back at this and laugh about it.

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beeferjay 34

why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it

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xnemesis1981 15

I've done this and I just pretended to still be asleep... It was never mentioned. My theory is if you aren't awake it doesn't count.

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Emfiasz 18

I've done this, too! Especially when my current boyfriend first moved in a year ago, and we had yet to break the 'fart barrier' in the relationship. I think I even heard him chuckle a few times. xD

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mds9986 24

Am I the only one around here who's never farted himself awake?

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steam_engenius 21

Well, I guess if there's ever a burglar who gives him/herself away by farting in the middle of the night, you're screwed.

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kozzard 17

or their body realizes that it's what made the noise and doesn't need to panic

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richardmosqueda 14

Well at least you wouldn't have to be that much embarrassed if it ever happens again.

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nate2694 8

Well that escalated quickly

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ohmyrosie 14

well hopefully they just all had a laugh about it and cracked open a window :) worse things could happen

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