By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
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Nofuckyourlife 1

You deserve that and more for trying to make him jealous like that. Even if he was straight, he'd be 100% right to not commit to someone as insecure and manipulative as you.

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R3TH0R 0

well... now you can confront him and be like "sooo.... when were you going to come out of the closet?" but seriously FYL for having to make a fake account to try and make him jealous

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AntiChrist7 0

you're pathetic. being on facebook is bad enough, being on it twice...

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Yulia_fml 0

I don't think he's gay. I think you concocted this theory to cover up your insecurity about him not committing and you feeling worthless because of it. Just a theory though =)

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pipinya 8

Good thinking! That's completely plausible

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tWitt3rBuG 0

#13 i just know alot of twisted guys who can't committ but will never give anyone else the chance to get with their girl!

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zandar 0

better you found out now than years (and maybe kids) down the road. Then you really would be f'ed. but now think of it as an opportunity to find someone who would better for you than this ass.

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Aray 0

Ha! teaches you for making up fake profiles. wanna kill #6 there.

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Darkon 0

Maybe you turned him gay with your commitment issues. I am tired of hearing how the only way some women can have a great relationship is to get married. Marriage is just a stupid piece of paper and an overpriced commercial celebration and the only reason you want it is because all your friends are having one. Grow up and stop watching all the drama TV your life isn't going to be any different because you have a $5K ring on your finger other than now you can show off your ring to all your friends. It's complete BS, try talking to people that have been married for a while usually they are completely miserable and probably a good three quarters of them would say that their life was better before marriage and would never marry again.

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um_duh 0

Wow. Your life is so screwed I don't know where to start. FYL for having a gay boyfriend by YDI for acting so immature as to flirt with yourself via an imaginary facebook account. I hope you at least have a real friend you can talk to about this because it sounds like you might need to!

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Yulia_fml 0

aww, how sad. #21 had his feelings hurt by some woman who left him at the alter or broke his heart in some other way. Marriage may be hell for some people, but it's pure bliss for others. Stop telling people how to live their lives - if you're against marriage, be that way but keep it to yourself. No reason to get down on every marriage out there.

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fretforyerlatte 0

this is f-ed on so many levels, but any way you look at it - whether he's gay, or knew it was you, or whatever, it's probably time to close the book on this one. he doesn't want to get married, and there's nothing wrong with that. it's not for everyone. the two of you apparently want different things, so it's probably best that you part ways rather than trying to change each other's opinion. find someone who wants what you want, and let him do the same. oh and grow up, because nobody is going to want to marry someone who is so immature.

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