Love: Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told...

By Noname - 19/01/2009 09:21 - United States

Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By Kristina - 18/02/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

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claritin 0

Friday 27 February 2009 8:46

Wah wah wah! Oh my god, he likes you the way you are. What a JERK!

Cloudy_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:37

He may have sincerely thought your muffin top was cute... Or he might have thought you were being sarcastic about his "gift".

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blueworld_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:33

general rule of thumb, if you're talking about a woman's rolls and it aint the kind you bake, it ain't a compliment. Boyfriend fail. worst case go with something cliche like the eyes.

Fnukk 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

Yeah, he loves you, what an asshole. You should really go and find someone who doesn't love you. #17, you rock. 13# you are an superficial *****.

harlehatschi 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 15:38

so you're unsatisfied with the way you look and he DARED to contend you have nothing to worry about? OH MY GOD, THE BASTARD! get over it. and don't call people assholes when they try to pay you a compliment unless you don't want anyone complimenting you ever again

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 6:29

lol, you deserved it. Don't talk to your ex if they're a dick.

TheKitsune 0

Friday 5 June 2009 4:12

He was complimenting you. Just because you don't like that particular aspect doesn't mean that he can't. He's not an asshole, you're a shallow, self-involved brat. Go work on yourself and don't take up any other guys that can date a decent girl.