By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 627
You deserved it 3 171

Same thing different taste

Top comments

TerrorDollie 0

Aw cute! Well your sister must've gotten some joy out of that! It's not like Ashley is a crappy name anyways!

So... if I want to make my imaginary friend real... I just have to get a girl pregnant? That would be a great idea, if only girls would talk to me.

Comments

perdix 29

Be glad you're not a boy. Yeah, I know Ashley Wilkes in "Gone With The Wind" was male, but nowadays, you'd have gotten beaten up daily on the playground for having a girl's name. The bad news is that you are not nearly as fun and cool as the imaginary friend.

meganasoarus 0

since the imaginary friend has such a generic name, I'm pretty sure her sister isn't that imaginative.

Some guy in a defunct boy band called o-town had a male member named Ashley. He then tried to establish some kind of solo career and had a show on MTV.it lasted only one or two seasons though.

oops! my app is acting wonky I can only see the first line I type. After that, it vanishes. I had meant to say a guy named Ashley used to sing with a boy band. Sorry about that.

This doesn't seem that bad to me. If she's a good big sister then it would seem their plan worked. If you two fight all the time and you hate your name then agreed, your life sucks. Otherwise, thank your sis for having normal taste.

MadaZer0 8

Are you just saying that cuz your also imaginary? Eh, Foe? ;P

Sheilatakeabow 0

Could be worse, I nearly ended up named "Finsbury" after a shitty park in London. We called the cat it instead.

I read this fml with creapy twilight zone music. I got goosebumps.

jckbco 0

I think that's cool, not an FML at all! it's better to have a name that means something special that a random name picked out of a book.

does she get you to do bad things with her then blame it in her imaginary friend?

tmntraphael 0

dude, my names Ashley and I got mine from a tv show.