By ClearOne - 12/05/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
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BigBoiToys 0

Ditch the bitch. That simple

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youngbuck10 9

I ain't saying she's a goldigger, but she ain't messing with no broke, broke.

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

baaaad word. dont say it.... no one say it!!!!

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ribbyc80 0

politically correct term is 'negroid' for negro-humanoid. look it up!

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BaskenRobin 2

Sugggaaaa Dadddyyyy

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Well At The Moment, you're getting ****** over by your lady. I'd leave ASAP.

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Lanceeden 12

which slot does the money come out?

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FarSide 22

The coin slot. OP's carrying $100 in quarters inside his lumpy ass.

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clairevoent 0

coming to terms?? lol she def runs her ish, she's a boss

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RockstarRN 10

She may be a gold digger but it's your dumb ass that let her.

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Voqab 3

dats his girlfriend maybe he saw it as just takin care of her up until recently y he gotta b a dumbass n do u honestly feel his bein a dumbass n lettin her means her gold diggin is ohkay

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ILoveEggnog 7

What the heck are you trying to say there buddy?

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ProhibitionRose 14

Why the **** would you come to terms with that? Dump her shank ass and get a girl who likes you for your heart, not your bank account

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kinga08 0

That, and a girl who has her own job, makes her own money, and doesn't rely on a man to buy whatever she wants and needs.

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IHeartJimi02 0

I totally agree. My ex boyfriend didn't have a job and expected me to pay for everything all of the time. It didn't take me long to realize what he was doing and I dumped him. Op should do the same.

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