Love: Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account....

By resipsahipsta - 28/06/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML

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By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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The real Zodiac killer?

By Anonymous - 21/09/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML

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By nasty_ex - 21/06/2011 12:25 - Australia

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

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Crazy

By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:06 - United States

Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML

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Stalkerish

By creepingjennie - 23/01/2022 23:01

Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By LockedOut - 02/11/2013 06:27 - United States

Today, I woke up to a brand new password on my phone that only my wife knows. Apparently, she thinks I've been looking at my phone more than I've been talking to her lately. FML

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Married life

By ALO - 21/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I found out my husband of 7 years has been cheating on me with "10-15" people. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 18:16 - United States

Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML

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By BetrayedGirl - 13/01/2010 12:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2009 23:12

You might wanna get a lawyer before you tell him what you found.

ladidadi 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:10

Oooh man, that just sucks all around! I wish I could give you a hug!

Comments

Gabbymcbride 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 23:17

REVENGE! Send out a really rude email to all the girls, then divorce him. If he asks why, say " You'll find out soon..."

adela119 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:34

pretty sure its "the cheating one"

fionaes 3

Monday 9 May 2011 3:17

Seriously to the people who told her it was wrong to hack his email and just to talk to him...if he's cheating im pretty sure he ain't guna tell her.

dominic_mezzapes 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 23:30

ik dude.. im paranoid too

xxkittyswaggww 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:05

I'd say finding out he's cheating because he's probably had that password since he was with his ex and clearly he didn't love u enough to change it

deviable 9

Wednesday 3 August 2011 8:26

I'm not condoning what he did, but maybe you shouldn't invade his privacy like that. there are other ways to find out if he's cheating.

sofinemos 4

Monday 8 August 2011 20:38

wow

Shellster 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 23:10

That is what you get for being noisy!

tjnaprincess 8

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:19

Dude... Thats not funny

grenade320 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 4:04

Serves you right for going through his shit

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Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

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