By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

He could've been nicer about it, but if it really bothers you, ask him how he likes it and to give you some tips. He should be helpful, not hurtful.

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Hiktmae 20

If it's her first time it's not really her fault... He needs to be nicer and patient and kindly let her know how to improve, it is very nerve-wracking for a girl to perform for the first time.

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devildog562 33

Practice makes perfect. On behalf of men every, keep trying . Damn #10 beat me to it.

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Awkward_915 3

He could have been more tactful, and understanding given it was your first try. Keep in mind that his brain would having been running on low blood levels making tact difficult.

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charissaoz 7

I thought honesty was practically worshipped on this site.

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RedPillSucks 31

It's possible to be honest without being a jerk. There is something such as constructive criticism

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CenturionK 3

You can be honest in a kind way. Honestly that dude doesn't deserve any more ******** from her if that's the thanks she gets.

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guinea_pigs 9

He should have told you what felt good and what didn't instead of making you feel bad. At least, that's what a mature person would do. which apparently, he is not.

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miianah1 22

I guess your relationship is head-ing in the wrong derection.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think we all did. ;)

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addictedtoIASIP 14

Hey at least he was honest

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

act like a **** when you're sucking on it, eye contact, deep throat, stick your tongue out, swallow & repeat.

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cakefete2 30

If OP is doing it right, she couldn't maintain eye contact while her boyfriend's eyes are rolling back.

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alohamaura 2

I hope he doesn't expect a ******* ever again. That's a horrible way to put it. He could have just directed you, or said that he liked it a certain way and instructed you how he meant. No need to be an asshole about it.

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fotocand 12

Atleast he knows your not a prostitute

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