By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

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Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

He could've been nicer about it, but if it really bothers you, ask him how he likes it and to give you some tips. He should be helpful, not hurtful.

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Hiktmae 20

If it's her first time it's not really her fault... He needs to be nicer and patient and kindly let her know how to improve, it is very nerve-wracking for a girl to perform for the first time.

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marcranger 28

So you don't have to give him a ******** ever again, and he doesn't have to get one. Win-win!

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rock_stud 9

A P* is not a corn cob.... Don't use a teeth

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xKai_Axelx 12

if it's your first time, who's he to judge?

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SoulReaper8858 2

while he could have been nicer, atleast he was honest and communicated with you. you can work with honesty.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Her first and his last from her. Kick his ungrateful butt to the curb. You can give'th and you can take'th.

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heyithinkyourhot 12

It's your first time, he's just a jerk. Get back at him by saying the same when he goes down on you.

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shutupshane12 12

Idk a single guy who's say any ******* is horrible, we love getting blow jobs

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foxy_sunshine 8

On the upside..... you won't have to do it anymore ;)

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nightbirdblue 27

He could have been nicer about it, but at least he was honest and forefront with you. I don't know how many fmls there are about long term relationships where one partner hasn't had an ****** in the entire span of the relationship. Most of the time it can be linked to the fact that said partner wouldn't talk to their partner about their lack of satisfaction. You should ask for tips on how do it better. Also perhaps he doesn't actually like ********. You never know. Some people hate certain types of sexual activities. I know more than a few girls that hate being eaten out. I've had a friend who was a girl that only got off by anal stimulation. I knew a guy that couldn't stand hand jobs. Not everyone likes the same things.

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