Work: Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I finally finished painting a house that took me 3 weeks to complete at 10 hours a day, including weekends, due to my dedication to perfection. When I went to meet with the homeowner for pay day, which was supposed to be $2000, he gave me $200, 5 tacos and then told me to "get the f*** off my lawn." FML

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By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

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Mike1313 0

Monday 2 August 2010 12:09

throw the tacos at the wall u painted and ask for the money ur supposed to get!

maskedman 9

Monday 2 August 2010 12:39

I can't wait to see this on Judge Judy.

Comments

ash82 2

Monday 2 August 2010 17:28

Dude get paid before you start. That's horse shit. Or at least half and contract the rest out so you can take the bastard to court when he doesn't pay up.

MiamiJeanPierre 0

Monday 2 August 2010 17:29

I'd go back and paint sections of his house in outlandish colors. pink, lime green, purple, etc etc etc...

adorkable_spazz 0

Monday 2 August 2010 17:32

haha nice!

JtownDude 0

Monday 2 August 2010 17:34

put a linn on his house! and for u guys who don't know wat a "linn" is it's wat a worker does when he does something to a house and the owner fails to pay him full amount as such legally the house becomes the workers property untill the debt is paid

Fenny 0

Monday 2 August 2010 17:43

Sue.

wesrett 0

Monday 2 August 2010 18:07

my thought of this is an fml is your an illegal immigrant and that's why you painted so cheap and why the guy felt fine ripping you off and gave you tacos. without worrying about getting sued. if so ydi.

FerrariCake 2

Tuesday 3 August 2010 3:10

Sadly, I think English IS his first and only language. He's just not very good at it.

onnielief 4

Monday 2 August 2010 18:12

Thats why you let people sign a contract, you are so gullible. YDI for not getting the agreement in writing!

bbaabobulz 3

Monday 2 August 2010 18:35

sue his ass , and if that doesn't work , break in and ruin his walls ,then curse him in front of his family. after that u will prolly feel bettr then u spend the 200 dollars