Love: Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML

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By JJ_V3N0M - 03/01/2015 10:48 - United States - San Francisco

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By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

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By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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TomasT 0

Friday 24 September 2010 12:11

You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.

Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 24 September 2010 12:14

Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.

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reallymily 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 0:54

give it to her when she comes back and tell her she left before you could give it to her. PROBLEM. SOLVED.

tzelsnack 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 1:30

Ya ik right...it seems really weird for asking someone out

paintball2012 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 1:33

you engraved the date like it was a sure thing? you were really stupid to spend money on that.

dius 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 1:55

you suck

Crimsonarmada64_fml 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:22

This just screams obsession and desperation, dude chill the hell out, no need to get worked up on a first date

teacher411 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 2:26

Wow! That would creep me out if a guy did that on a first date...

MadPercussion 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 4:05

Yeah this is really weird

slowtogrow 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 4:28

herb

teddybear88 6

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:18

and the Glinka that it has the wrong date?! REALLY!!!!!?????? if I were her I would totally say no when you asked me out but still tale the necklace and pawn it. that makes me a bitch but it'd better than being as creepy as you

bitharvest 2

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:49

I'm guessing she wasn't really sick. Engraved jewelry with both your names on a first date? I would have run for my life! Even if she had known you for a few years, it's way too over the top. And now you're worried about the date being wrong (9/23 as opposed to 9/24 or whatever?) My friend, this is the least of your problems. Ditch the gold and stop being a creeper!