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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 04:53 - Canada

Today, I finally got everything in order to ask out the girl of my dreams. I bought her a gold necklace, engraved with our names, and with the date on the back. Everything was going great until she got sick and had to go home. Now I'm stuck with this necklace with the wrong date. FML
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TomasT 0

You bought a necklace and engraved it... FOR A DATE? How needy are you? Geez.. desperation obviously has a price... the price of a necklace.

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Good_old_Grim 8

Pool that necklace. For like... a year. Then if you are still together, maybe it won't scare her away. Judging from what you wrote its the first date... you would freak her out with a gift like that on first date. Freak her straight out of your life forever.

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Devolver 0

You sound like a creep, ENGRAVED golden necklace on a first date? You're overdoing it way too much, kill some of those butterflies and get back to reality.

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TJammah 0

that's something you'd do for your first year ANNIVERSARY. Have you ever heard of "over doing it?" Way to try and scare her.

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Darwin54 6

She didn't get sick. She ran away from a future stalker.

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theprey 0

wow you bought her a gold necklace to ask her out even on the first date that's too much. you should have gotten her pants she would have been wearing them in that relationship anyway.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Dude. You bought her a necklace fir your 1st date? She wasn't sick--she just got smart. How ******* creepy can you get?

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rooman167 4

so are you saying you bought this necklace for her on your first date?

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beehardxcore 26

This would creep me out, a lot. Even if you've been friends, that's pushing things quite far, quite fast. Not to mention that's a royal waste of money, since you have no idea if she'll say yes. (Or in your case, last through the date) No offense, but that's effing weird.

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monro86 0

looks like someone above was looking out for you, I would have been so creeped out by the necklace!

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AshBash00 0

creep factor Is high on that one, buddy. who buys an engraved piece of jewelry to ask someone on a DATE? take it as a sign and don't be such a weirdo next time.

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