By wellesleybanana - 17/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML
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designedlikedice 0

At least you weren't awake while the roach was crawling down your throat.

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Sonalis 9

Ewwwwwwwww is all I can say. That must suck.

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emmaleelee 0

#21, don't worry. The "eating spiders in your sleep" myth is just that--a myth. :) I was so relieved when I found that out, I have horrible arachnophobia.

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mrcarmine 0

LMAO ew first off, is your exterminator peter north? because if he can come and take care of your roach problem, he must be busting some fat nuts. second, i guess there's a connection between the exterminator coming and the roach in your mouth. interesting.

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katherinebby17 28

i feel so bad for u but i think i would have thrown up and used mouth wash

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imthejuggernautt 0

Then who was phone?

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Emmett_Luver_101 0

22 and 35 OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ellebell 0

ewww i will continue to be haunted by that story for the rest of the day

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5bye7 0

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML that one was featured the other day, you totally recycled it, you suck!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nakedsquirrel 5

For you to have a roach problem means you treat your house like a shithole and live slovenly. You'll probably get roaches again. They're not like other infestations that occur simply because the creatures found suitable shelter.

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madaoxsan 9

@41 yeah...I dunno if you're a bug expert or just a keyboard jockey but that's not entirely true. I moved into my place during the summer and they simply popped up (from the drains--probably why some people call them "waterbugs"). I cleaned my place every other day, sweeping, kept the bathroom and kitchen clean. It also depends on the place, climate, etc, I believe. I live in phoenix and sometimes I'd go out my door and the bastards would walk in--from outside obviously. I noticed something also, when I had my AC on and it was cool they never popped up, when I didn't have it on I might sight one. Now that it's cold, I don't see them, period. Your little hypothesis is false. btw, I don't believe in insect genocide. not only is it just a horrific idea (I'd rather smack them out into their proper habitat with a broom or remove them by other means) but the pesticides are -not- good for you. I venture to say worse than the allergens/dander the insects themselves have--which isn't much because "roaches" are CONSTANTLY CLEANING THEMSELVES (look it up). Just something to think about. Maybe try natural approaches. I don't think the OP "deserved" it, per se, but after going hitler on tons of creatures, a leg in her mouth is kinda quid pro quo, right?

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