By myusofwe - 06/02/2016 01:33 - Puerto Rico - Caguas

Spicy
Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML
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askullnamedbilly 33

You gotta love the enthusiasm of guys when it comes to sex though. "I know my penis feels a lot like a wet noodle right now and you think I'm not even aroused, but don't despair yet! I know I can get that thing to work, dammit!"

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kangx1 28

Maybe it was his first time and he was overly nervous? Don't be too hard on him OP as for the sticking his limp dick inside you lmao FYL

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AudiLover21 13

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SookyLala 13

rofl what? drop the clothes, that's my foreplay

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aspecialspecial 21

Foreplay may be important but that doesn't mean limp dick >.>

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HonestPie 10

You have differing sexual tastes, so I will respond by down-voting you and calling you an idiot.

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tomvertigo 17

F both of your lives. He must want a piece to jam it in limp so... ya know... yaaaay?

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Subcontinent 14

Kiss him, run your hands up his shit and over his chest, scratch down his back, slip a hand in his pants and give his ass a squeeze, push him back on the bed and bite his neck, kiss down his body and cup a hand under his dick. Maybe put your lips around any suggestive bulge you might find, touch him under his clothes, make noise if he does similar stuff to you so he knows you're into it and doesn't have to be nervous. Whisper in his ear how much you want to take him in your mouth/him to **** you/him to play with your **** etc. etc. And these are all things you can do before any clothes even come off! He obviously wants you and likes you if he's still trying even when he can't get hard, he didn't want to hurt your feelings so don't hurt his. Its not just up to the guy to get everything in the right mood, if you want it, show him you do!

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Dune1988 18

Yeah, run your hands up his shit... That'll do the trick LMFAO.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Jesus ****, I never expected to read a **** novel in an FML comment!

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Aky0n 10

That will probably work...I get turned on just reading it lmao

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becca1998 22

Can I just say what the actual **** lol

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Subcontinent 14

Yeah haha *shirt ran out of time on the editing, it was rather an unfortunate mistake though

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beeferjay 34

the ole squash with a floppy trick el oh el

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captainsmegma 12

Try suck starting it. A good sucking gets me hard as a diamond.

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22JB 11

Nerves will get ya at the wrong time. He was just proving how much he wanted it too. Poor guy and you. Just have to try again.

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Love_L0ST 13

**** I'm probably this guy... Honestly was the worst sex I ever had ...

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SpartyOnWayne 18

You should have tried giving him a hand with that.

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