Money: Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no...

By Anonymous - 03/10/2011 20:49 - United States

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 04:00

Today, after a fight with my parents, I told them I was running away. They said, "Good. Now we have less to pay in child support." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By RDS - 08/07/2019 18:00

Today, I talked to my husband about leaving his parents' house. He said, and I quote, ''No. I don't want the responsibility of paying bills.'' FML

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By Lorna - 06/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got a 15% pay raise. My parents responded by saying, “Congratulations! You can now forget about online shopping packages coming in on a weekly basis and start chipping in for rent and utilities!” FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By Remy - 16/11/2013 23:39 - United States - Portland

Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML

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By wallamanut - 14/12/2014 07:50 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Augusta

Today, my parents said they were cutting me off for saving a kitten's life and wanting to keep it. I am 40 years-old and don't get any money from them. FML

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By armenta427 - 07/10/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML

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rallets 22

Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:52

They have acquired my occupation.

karagarren 8

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:37

time to move out!

Comments

jshsmith1995 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:42

Move out and stop bitching then

MegaTroller_fml 5

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:43

Can't have it all.

Lily_lops95 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:45

I would've felit the sane way I guess

bkkingkeokuk 1

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:45

Prolly from the uk this website is from the uk and fyi people from the uk talk different

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:46

FML is from France, and this submission is from Texas.

_Vamp_ 9

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:48

I'm not even sure how to respond to the amount of ignorance in your post. I guess I'm just baffled that someone could possess such few brain cells.

GrammaticalNazi 2

Tuesday 4 October 2011 6:49

You wanna know how 18's braincells are gonna die? Alone.

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Tuesday 4 October 2011 18:00

83 - Rick Astley, don't give up on him! You promised!

mistersheezy 7

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:45

Rent never goes down!!! Just saying!

DDpandaz 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 2:32

Because the rent... IS TOO DAM HIGH!

s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:46

Well if you're not going to pay a flat percent of your salary to your parents, you are going to pay a flat percent to your Uncle Sam. Sorry OP. It's a catch 22.

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:47

He has to pay taxes regardless of what his parents want in exchange for being allowed to live at home, LOL.

s0m3guy2010 21

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:58

I realize that, but the tax that OP will have to pay on his own house will be a lot higher than what he ever paid his parents. Renting a place might be a different story though.