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I would almost felt sorry for you until you said "first thing HIS said".
It would be nice to have someone so thoughtful in your life. Even if the age is wrong who cares.
Was the age too young? That could be a compliment if you make it like that.
Idk I would like to be called older than younger. With age come wisdom and Id rather not have my girlfriend think I'm so immature that she thinks I'm younger than I am. Girls take young as a compliment, guys take old, just not too old/young.
This could be a good or bad thing depending on if you said he's older or younger...
Next year, just stick with "Happy Birthday"; cake is cake, we just wanna eat it!
"What's my age again? What's my age again?"
you sir are a bitch #54
what did you write? Was it that bad?
Uhhh, age is but a number? Does that work here?
Yep, YDI. How cod you forget his age? Other than his name, that's the next thing you should have memorized. He should dump you and go with someone smarter.
Well, I guess one crazy idiot had to say it anyway. Buddy, if you broke off relationships for little stuff like this, you'll be one of the loneliest people ever. Everyone makes mistakes, and has flaws.
You must not have long relationships.
I regret to inform y'all, that CrazyMelvin has died at the age of 69. He wasn't a husband, or a father, in fact, he never even got laid. But one thing we will always remember this, shining example, of a man for, is his deep understanding of the relationships of others based on less then 300 characters and likely no previous life experience of his own. R.I.P. CrazyMelvin
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you think that's one of the first things you want to know about someone
It's all good OP, at least you remembered his Birthday.