By UrbanCass - 25/06/2009 23:44 - United States

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Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML
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starflake 3

Lol, YDI. Take some responsibility for yourself you idiot.

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Sawadee 0

No control is the best control.............. You can secretly mixed the plan b into her food or drink

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Stephie_fml 0

Uh, seriously dude, you should be wearing a condom anyway to protect yourself from STDs :/

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Exchange 0

You better be careful. You shouldve asked her first before you get into her.

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NigNogIke 0

PEOPLE SAYING IT'S FAKE BECAUSE OF TITUS. so? how does that make it fake? maybe she's stupid and thought it works or was trying to be funny and actually used birth control

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Ebby 0

For the future, if the girl says she'll take care of it, your response should be "I'd rather be safe than sorry" and then slip on a condom

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Yug_Tnacifingisn 0

Go meditate on how being called "Daddy" will work for you! LOL!

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InkGothical 0

=] I approve. I wouldn't do it. But I approve.

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SaphireScorpion 0

This is why I'm worried about the "Male birth control pill" scientists are developing. It's pretty simple--as long as guys take it their "little swimmers" can't swim and presto! no babies! But I'm worried that every guy would say he's on it just to get laid with no condom, then disappear if a baby happened. The only person who can take responsibility for you, is you. Sad to say, you can't really trust anyone.

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imkendra 0

This is so true. Men and women alike need to each do their part in BC if they both want to avoid pregnancy. You never know if one is not telling the truth, or if there is going to be some human error.

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testing_fml 0

Whether he's on the pill or not, it wouldn't protect against STIs, so it'd still be perfectly reasonable to insist on condoms.

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fckaduck 0

Umm that's definitely a question you ask before, not after. YDI

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ezbz11 0

i'm pretty sure this is fake... i could swear that i've read this before somewhere...

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ddldave 0

Not surprising, about 70 percent of the story here are fake. and about 90 percent of the story that makes top are fake.

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