By ksmith - 09/08/2011 04:59 - United States

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Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
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bluebird0020 2

Ouchhhh. Sorry dude. Nothing funny about that.

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6969awesome 0

That's when you go stalk her, see if she's cheating, then have a "buisness trip" to a divorce lawyer

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sara_saturday 5

this makes me think of the flight of the conchords, business time song. she's got business bush.

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123jdub 7

Every married guy feels your pain. sorry

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fahquad 4

Maybe she needed to look professional

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Hi_I_am_Q 0

Well it is her business... I'm just f*cking with you, kill that *****...

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Cinn_fml 22

Well, it is possible there's a nicer explanation, such as making use of a pool or timing/coincidence or something. Though I don't think that's the most likely explanation, but you need to talk to her about it before jumping to conclusions. Though you also say you 'finally' noticed this, so how long has this been happening for you to notice?

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Nhk_fml 4

You do realize that convosatIon is gonna be settled in the court room?

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Cinn_fml 22

You do realise that you spelt conversation wrong? :P And yeah, if she's cheating it probably will be. But that doesn't mean to say that he can't try talking to her about it before hand to make sure he hasn't got the wrong end of a stick...

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BGoodRBCareful 5

I agree. Reading this post earlier today, I automatically presumed the same thing. I don't shave unless I know I'm headed to a hotel with a pool. But, then again, I'm single.

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monagro 22

Make sure she is actually cheating (instead of just liking someone and nothing happening/it being a confidence issue), but if she is, divorce her for all you can get

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iChel413 6

Hire a private investigator next time she goes. Then use that proof in court.

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