By whyeventry? - 02/08/2013 04:39 - United States - Neenah

Spicy
Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
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You deserved it 12 722

Same thing different taste

Top comments

darth1 18

Honestly that sounds like a fun way to end things.

mimiminx 23

You had to 'finally talk' your boyfriend into going down on you and now he's too scared to have sex with you after rolling off the bed?! He sounds like a bit of a pussy!

Comments

Interior Crocodile Alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie, theater.

"Oh god! oh God! Oh goood" *DEATHROLL*

What does he think is going to happen when you have sex? Shark attack?

OP, YDI for reminding your BF of the fate of Black Widow and Preying Mantis lovers with your patented skull-crushing thunder-thigh death grip!!

Geneside 8

been there was funny he will get over it. donno why he is freaking out

merryhappy1887 20

Are you sure he's a man? Sounds like a wuss!

Gotta love gender double-standards... Giving sexual enjoyment to someone else with oral is an amazing thing. Yet, somehow I don't think the OP or any of the women commenting thus far that the BF is a pussy would like it if they experienced the typical, instinctual, male response to getting good oral... Grabbing the back of the person's head and shoving down towards the dick. Thigh clap or deep throat, they're the same deal. You can prevent the discomfort of your sexual partner by not doing it. Especially with a death-gator-roll with it. Here's the difference though... If a guy forces a woman's head down, her throat can be damaged, her air supply cut off, it's just plain rude, and she will most likely break up with the prick afterwards. If a woman does a thigh death-clamp (especially with gator-roll) she can snap the pleasure-giver's neck, or if the clamping his hard and fast enough could even possibly hit the guy in the ears, rupturing his ear-drums (like clapping your hands over a person's ears in a street fight). Try explaining that to the EMTs that show up. If a guy force-deep-throated you, would you be likely to give him oral anytime soon? By all means, have fun, show you love it, joke about it, give oral pleasure. But be willing to receive what you give. The good and the bad.

incoherentrmblr 21

YDI b/c you could've killed someone. Well, at least you came and he didn't. Talk about petrified wood...

This sounds more like a funny story you tell the guys or girls at your office. Unfortunately, op's bf sounds like a pussy so it sucks some of the fun out