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By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 22:26

Today, I text messaged my mom from Afghanistan to let her know everything was okay. She responded, telling me not to message her so much because "the price of text messages really adds up." FML

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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Girl power!

By Anonymous - 22/03/2025 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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Motherly love

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML

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ilovepandaz 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:58

this is why you dont show old people new things they get over excited

theblackhannah 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:54

well are you texting back..if not ydi

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blitz426 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:28

okay, ur mom texts u, is that really worthy of an fml?

Whorebiscuits 4

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:41

C-C-c-combooo breakerrr

Whorebiscuits 4

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:43

ah crap, meant as a reply. Damnit.

chimp4494 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:58

text her hi back every time ...... twice ..................or tell her to stop

yesiyes 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:55

>:)

OtherHighlander 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:16

My Dad learned how to text on his own, but for about a month I would get messages from him that wouldn't have a space between any of the words.

lexi365 20

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:02

this mad me lol

OtherHighlander 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:19

That's cute. My friend's mom would do that on his FB wall.

AnWLover 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:42

today, I spent over an hour trying to explain my mothers Facebook page to her.

TheFuckerofShit 16

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:43

Bye.

doggy3322 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:44

fail

emsiti 6

Tuesday 22 February 2011 4:57

next time text back wroung number!!

truehitman2010 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 5:02

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