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By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 22:26

Today, I text messaged my mom from Afghanistan to let her know everything was okay. She responded, telling me not to message her so much because "the price of text messages really adds up." FML

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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ilovepandaz 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:58

this is why you dont show old people new things they get over excited

theblackhannah 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:54

well are you texting back..if not ydi

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dubstep87 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:09

haha my mom was the same. it's cute she'll get over it soon

InBetweenDreams 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:15

My mom is the same way. She got Blackberry Messenger and messages me all the time. It's cute. :)

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:18

I won't teach my parents how to text or use the computer.Things are better off that way.

PaintballerTV 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:29

same thing happened to me but with pictures txts. :/

Mik232 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:03

wow. poor baby. your mom actually loves you! your life really does suck!! SUCK IT UP!!

josiej0j0 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:04

don't worry kid, the same thing happened to me. FOL. (f our lives)

mousepad41 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:05

my aunt does that

ashseal 11

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:05

hello

Rebel4life2013 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:19

my mom does something similar now me and my sister regret teaching her how to text

prettypinkpixie 9

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:20

She's probably just excited that she knows how to text now. It probably makes her feel young. Give it a few days and I'm sure she'll start texting less. If she doesn't, simply tell her not to text as often.

abasio 1

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:22

hey there

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