Miscellaneous: Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now...

By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 22:26

Today, I text messaged my mom from Afghanistan to let her know everything was okay. She responded, telling me not to message her so much because "the price of text messages really adds up." FML

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By Mike - 11/09/2019 04:01 - United States - Burlington

Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 11:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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Motherly love

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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ilovepandaz 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:58

this is why you dont show old people new things they get over excited

theblackhannah 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:54

well are you texting back..if not ydi

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heyimzim 4

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:14

haha atleast it's not like how my father would text. he would send me text messages that were blank

beeship321 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:20

My phone will not allow me to send blank texts :)

doinurmom82 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:15

hi did I piss u off even more

yesiyes 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 7:49

not really

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:18

It'll only last for a few weeks. Then she'll get the bill.

Emerant 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 3:40

Unless she got unlimited... DUN, DUN, DUUUNHHH!

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:53

Yes, I thought about this possibility, but it contradicted my argument, so I ignored it and posted anyway.

cunningchick 1

Friday 24 February 2012 1:01

Haha nice:) you re awesome so if I had any argument against you it would be invalid:)

yukiko82 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:19

Awww my mom texts me all the time too, it's just because she loves me. So stop acting like it's a bad thing & appreciate having a mom who loves you!

lolitaababy 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:14

I was just about to say that! one day you're gonna wish to get that text saying "hi." it makes my day/hour/minute when my mommy texts me

mea_iloveskiing 26

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:24

Hi OP! =)

RaychDoesntBite 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:30

HAHA. That's hilarious!

amerwin 3

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:42

omg at least you guys are still bff

yesiyes 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:53

you knoww it!

dansco 24

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:46

BabyLuis 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:00

thats hilarious

SirEBC 7

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:04

C-C-C-Just kidding. Hi.

SirEBC 7

Tuesday 22 February 2011 2:12

F-F-FAILURE. This isn't supposed to be here.

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