By anon - 21/06/2011 11:52 - United States

Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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Blueglasscup 18

At least you went on a date with your crush!

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hook_em 0

just one question. how do you know what a dying slug feels like on your lips? do you eat them things or something?

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AngelBaby101 0

the same thing happen to me!

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Mabster84 2

Oh, get over it... a wet kiss? really? That's going to be the deciding factor in whether or not you date someone you like/care for? Listen, mine was a wet kisser at first too, but as we've gone along he's stopped trying so hard when we kiss. Now he's the other side of my soul, and I wouldn't have it any other way... Get over it and grow up!

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quepasaguapo 10

For some people, myself included, it can be a really big turn off. I'd have to try really hard to get through my ex's kisses, I'd try to keep my mind on other things, I'd start counting ******* sheep when he kissed me, anything to get my mind off of it. It just was disgusting to me though, I tried to ignore it because he was such a sweet guy but I couldn't deal with it. I'd have rather kissed my cousin.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

You know, in France thats considered a specialty. Escargot and French Kisses? anyone see the connection here?

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