Miscellaneous: Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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By artist - 29/03/2013 11:12 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I spent the whole night and day painting a portrait of my girlfriend. Being proud of it, I sent it to her hoping she would appreciate it. I spent hours working on that picture only for her to reply with, "That's not me, is it?" FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By Mommy - 23/01/2025 12:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML

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By snappyPi - 28/01/2011 06:21

Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML

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By Christopher Tobler - 26/04/2019 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

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By RyanTheMan15 - 31/10/2009 03:23 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house watching a home makeover show with her and her mom. The show's host had a giant portrait of himself on his wall and then I said, "I hate it when people do that, it's so stupid." Her mom stared at me and pointed to the portrait of my girlfriend on the wall. FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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BrookieAnn 19

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:06

Tell her "Well I got my face from you so I guess you're just as ugly"

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:04

No one understands my work...

Comments

hugozac88 22

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:20

At least it was good enough for her to act knowledge it was you on there :P don't worry if you paint it's bound to happen sooner or later

Aryn16 14

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:22

at least it looks exactly like the real thing.? (((: and just be like "well i am your child"

Schiffy 18

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:23

It's a mother's job to make fun of her child. And if you can't laugh at yourself, you have a terrible sense of humor.

JACKxRAWR 22

Saturday 1 June 2013 20:12

Dude, a joke is one thing but this definately isn't something a mother should say to her child. If this is what you've grown to expect I feel very sorry for you.

olpally 32

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:28

Thanks for being a bitch mom. Geeze. :/

peytey123 3

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:45

It's ok, it's probably your face. Just kidding

Ashley_Radke 13

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:56

Aw :( OP I'm sure you're talented and beautiful. Keep working on art! :)

SoyMiguelWey 6

Saturday 1 June 2013 20:03

You should've said, "Well I do look like you."

BunBunBabe 8

Saturday 1 June 2013 20:24

I'd say " well Im either going to hang it up in your room or break it over yours"

ColdplaySucks 18

Saturday 1 June 2013 20:32

As long as you don't take feces and call it art, it probably isn't bad at all. I hate 'artists' who takes household objects or garbage and calls it art.