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By barbieissocute - 01/02/2016 03:27 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, I flipped out with happiness over the new Barbies. I want to buy one. I'm almost 26. FML

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By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By TheSacredTeddyBear - 31/07/2013 03:06 - United States - Independence

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Mackade 18

Monday 1 February 2016 11:53

is someone stopping you from getting one? so what if you buy a barbie..

Spark_Slicker 19

Monday 1 February 2016 11:54

I don't see anything wrong with that. I'm almost 20 and I collect special edition Barbies. Been doing it since I was 8 years old.

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ajk695 8

Monday 1 February 2016 18:44

I don't see a problem with that! It's really great that they're finally expanding with body types and colors.

SoBeSatan 22

Monday 1 February 2016 18:55

It's okay to want barbies. I just bought myself a stuffed bear!

KestrelGirl 15

Monday 1 February 2016 18:56

Please. Just buy one. Barbie FINALLY took a step in the right direction. I might actually buy the petite one myself, and I'm 15!

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 1 February 2016 18:58

I know grown women in their 50's who collect the special edition Barbies. I, for one, don't see a problem with it.

genshift 8

Monday 1 February 2016 19:10

What, adults aren't allowed to like toys? I still collect Hotwheels, and I'm 28. You go right ahead, and geek out.

ShadowLor 19

Monday 1 February 2016 19:12

Listen, this is not an FML moment. You are an adult. Do what you want with your money. Happiness is hard to come by; don't keep yourself from it over something so simple.

blackpuddle 30

Monday 1 February 2016 19:30

I'm 32 and was going to buy a couple since I collect various types of dolls and then my computer decided on the same day they were announced that it needed a new processor, motherboard and ram >< So when the fun money is built back up I'll be buying some. I also collect stuffed animals and swords. Life isn't fun without things we enjoy to play with =)

ShadowLor 19

Monday 1 February 2016 19:41

Listen, this is not an FML moment. You are an adult. Do what you want with your money. Happiness is hard to come by; don't keep yourself from it over something so simple. On a side note, did anyone else's comment randomly disappear??

TrickyDeath 14

Monday 1 February 2016 19:46

Girl, me too! They destroy stereotypes, this shouldn't be an FML!

Levvy 22

Monday 1 February 2016 19:56

Hey, you're into what you're into.

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

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Today, a customer at work asked me to ring her a taxi. The phone number she gave me was for a company 250 miles away. The woman on the other end thought I was deranged. FML

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Today, I had my quarterly review with my supervisor at the warehouse I work at. He told me I was doing great and we discussed my raise. After I left his office, his supervisor told me I was being fired for my attendance. The last time I missed work was to attend a funeral. Five months ago. FML

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