Miscellaneous: Today, I flipped out with happiness over the new Barbies. I want... - FML

By barbieissocute - 01/02/2016 03:27 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, I flipped out with happiness over the new Barbies. I want to buy one. I'm almost 26. FML

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By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)

By JGarz - 10/10/2015 07:21 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML

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By Tibblesthepengwin - 14/02/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML

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You what?

By whattheheck - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

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By Florida_1827 - 28/01/2011 10:54 - United States

Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By TheSacredTeddyBear - 31/07/2013 03:06 - United States - Independence

Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML

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Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

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By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Mackade 18

Monday 1 February 2016 11:53

is someone stopping you from getting one? so what if you buy a barbie..

Spark_Slicker 19

Monday 1 February 2016 11:54

I don't see anything wrong with that. I'm almost 20 and I collect special edition Barbies. Been doing it since I was 8 years old.

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dragoongirl90 34

Wednesday 3 February 2016 9:31

And?

HJ_Woodward 5

Wednesday 3 February 2016 20:47

Worse, sixty-two and I'm also excited, tch!

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Thursday 4 February 2016 2:20

Wait... so? I'm almost 32, and I want the blue haired green eyed curvy barbie. All she needs to be is all of that AND petite and it's me in a Barbie! One of my daughters got me the Holiday Barbie for this year for Christmas. Because she knew that when I was younger (her age actually) my older and younger sister destroyed my favorite Holiday Barbie. I'm still happy every time I see her on my bedroom shelf.

bprattle93 1

Saturday 6 February 2016 9:25

Sounds more like my life is average than fml.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 30 May 2016 1:29

If you want one go for it. I still have my American girl dolls.

ducky10290 8

Wednesday 5 October 2016 8:09

I want one, too. I'm almost 22.

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