By Dickhead - 25/11/2011 15:02 - Lebanon

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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indistructo 3

you just got buuuuuuuuurrrrned! lol best joke ever

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Glitterhinoceros 14

It'd be really cool if you could fit your whole body into that be completely casual while talking to your girlfriend

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bandkids4life 0

You just got told.

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hobojo69 23

That's a good one I hope she doesn't mind if I use it!

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CurlyGurlF 6

ahaha lol thas awesome

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hateevryone 14

hahaha i never thought of that. i might try that when a guy pisses me off.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Woow! What did you do to piss her off dude?

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luckyducky_7sq 10

And where/why would he get one of these...? Think things through a little, bro.

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23Lollipop15 2

Haha your gf a witty one! Right Dick? ;)

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