By Dickhead - 25/11/2011 15:02 - Lebanon

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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indistructo 3

you just got buuuuuuuuurrrrned! lol best joke ever

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Glitterhinoceros 14

It'd be really cool if you could fit your whole body into that be completely casual while talking to your girlfriend

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fencer310 0

I only approve of BOREDBLONDE's comments cause she's smokin hot

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bubo_fml 10

Sounds to me like she wants to dress you up...Wear it publicly on your next date since she wants to show you off...

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lovinit5683 0

Hahaha, that's funny. Seriously take the hint and stop being a dick, simple.

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Jovansgirl96 4

was she kidding... cuz if she wasn't, thats a fail. I would totaly make the condom a hat XD idk, get birth control and tell her that she should stop acting like a kid before she has one XD I feel like putting a condom on my bf's bed now!!

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chels1994 11

simple solution: stop being a dick....dick.

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paradiseisland01 0

OMG she got you ,and she is loving every minute of it .

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police11942 1

Use the condom and the next time you see her tell her it worked nice...:)

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tj4234 35

sir, I believe you mean 'ex' girlfriend. Probably anyway

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