By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7

Ah, FB. A stalker's library.

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jaff23 11

deactivate for a few days and he might move on or sneak a camera into your room

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Mx_Rider 6

Just block your photos, try to make your profile more private if you can. Also unfriend random people you dont know or talk to.

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Btagoc 2

That's like 70% of everyone on my fb...

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yswt 12

Think positively, you are attractive!

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perdix 29

I wonder what he used to attach the note to your door? I have the feeling he's going to poke you ;)

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perdix 29

Read the story and use your imagination. C'mon, man!

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perdix 29

17, see what 21 did there?

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Renee_Ketchum 0

I just looked, and this has 6 likes on Facebook. Some sort of Inception, I guess.

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kimmiekimmiekong 0

I feel like this is just a sick joke since it was attached to ur door and if not narrow it down to people who know where u live! unless u put ur address on fb and if u did ur a idiot!

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salvationsanctua 5

she probably lives in a college dorm

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chels1994 11

At least you're attractive :p

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perdix 29

Chels, you are spectacular! When you fish for compliments, sometimes you catch the big one.

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chels1994 11

Ahh perdix. I've only been a member on here for a short time, but I can't help but notice what a wonderful commenter you are :)

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irimalovecheer98 5

Thts creepy but tht means your not ugly

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