By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
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theslimshadylp 6

I think you should get checked out for lime disease.....

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Bluefrog9636 7

I bet that really ticked you off..!... I got nothing... I like nipples.

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jkmartinjk 16

How did you not notice A TICK IN YOUR NIPPLE?? Now I want some sort of nipple protector...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thats why "dancers" wear those pasties. To protect their nips. Also, they're sexy.

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jkmartinjk 16

No, no, not some starfish on my ****; I want the real deal thing, something I can put under lock and key.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

...Metal bra with voice activation and laser security?

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OFWGKTADGAF666 6

Actually ive had the same thing with the tick happen same place and everything and I didn't feel it but every other time there was tuck any where else I could feel it.

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FYLminerocks 7

Oh come on. Boys have a hard enough time taking off a girls bra. Now it'll never come off.

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Grimmerie 31

For some reason I immediately assumed OP lives in NYC and managed to somehow find a tick in the centre of a concrete jungle. Anyway, what I'd really like to know is how OP got the tick OUT of her nipple.

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Sawarski 13

OP got it out like you get every other tick out. You balance on your head, while praying to God for mercy.

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killingbabyseals 0

I did her a favor and bit it out for her just like I did with your mom! BOOYAH! *gives himself high five*

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PrincessPesa 20

Hey 72, what's your address? My mom wants to send you a thank-you note.

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BlackBlazeCobra 16

You can get ticks in NYC. My dad used to live in Brooklyn and on occasion his dog would get a tick by walking in the park.

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Epikouros 31

Or she could live in Titfuck in upstate New York. (Bumfuck didn't seem appropriate here.)

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nightskye 4

I would suggest going to the doctors to have them remove it. It seems dangerous trying to remove it yourself from such a delicate area.

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jetsown08 21

Something tells me I'm not the only one who checked their own nipple after reading this.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

The tick loves nipples so much, he wants to live in one.

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banan001 6

Hygienic much? try showering sometime

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ShyAnn29 14

Hygiene has nothing to do with a tick biting you.

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Sawarski 13

Just because OP discovered a tick on their body does not mean OP is non-hygienic. In fact, OP more than likely discovered this tick in the shower.

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banan001 6

Ticks live on dirty creatures such as horses and dogs, it's unnatural for a tick to burrow into a human, especially a nipple!!!

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Dracoboxer357 35

Ticks also can attach themselves to a human the same way they do to dogs and such: You walk through the woods/bush/tall grass, they hitch a free ride, and they aren't picky at all on how many times a week you showered. I now live rurally, and picking a tick off me is just about a daily occurrence. So's showering. :P

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SammyS2012 21

It's unnatural to get ticks on humans? ... What? If you're anywhere with grass, you can gets ticks. Blood is blood; they don't care.

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Attica 20

@ 82: Neither of your comments were very intelligent; please learn some actual facts before pointing fingers at other people, in an obvious attempt to boost your own self-esteem. Where do you think people get Lyme Disease from? They bite/bury into humans every day. Ticks don't favour certain creatures because they are "dirty" or clean. Hygiene is irrelevant; like 124 said, "blood is blood". It's the same way it is with mosquitoes; they aren't picky about where their meals come from. Or do you think every person who gets bitten by a mosquito is dirty as well?

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s0ulslack 20

Come over, I bet I could suck that little bastard out!

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s0ulslack 20

a kind gesture is mistaken yet again, damnnnn the bad luck

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