By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
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theslimshadylp 6

I think you should get checked out for lime disease.....

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Bluefrog9636 7

I bet that really ticked you off..!... I got nothing... I like nipples.

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escapedfromexico 0

suckin on my *******, like you wantin me, callin me, all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it's fine all of the time, like sex on the beaches. what eose is in the teaches of peaches?

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masmith 4

That's disgusting!!!

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mau5_17 0

Omg ewww i hate ticks i saw one on my dog once those things scare me

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Dracoboxer357 35

109- My wife is phobic of wood ticks. Snakes, spiders, not a problem. Even suggest you Think you see one near her, and she totally becomes unglued. ;)

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blacky_2222 3

At least somebody sucking your titty:)

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thseabear 4

Consider yourself lucky! Last week I found one buried in the head of my dick!

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Dracoboxer357 35

114- !?!? I pee several times a day, the idea that a tick would have time to Bury Itself into the head of your penis without you having seen it sooner, is unimaginable! Tempted to call Bullshit here.... :p

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False_Stupidity 41

Then again, it doesn't take long for a tick to burrow, especially in soft flesh.. so its definitely plausible.

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thseabear 4

It happened while I was sleeping and I noticed when I got in the shower the next morning. It definitely wasn't there the last time I peed before I went to sleep. Worst moment of my life

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