Miscellaneous: Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster....

By Macy - 11/06/2011 20:36 - Italy

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

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Same thing different taste

By alexbobalex - 11/01/2010 07:23 - Aland Islands

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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You deserved it 8 666

By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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It's toast

By Crying - 16/04/2017 02:00

Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML

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You deserved it 369

By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By thebravelittletoaster - 20/03/2011 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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You deserved it 2 107

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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holagranola 15

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

maybe you should explain to her that toasters, are for toast.

The_Weirdo 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:01

74. commenting fail?

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huntermc7 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:12

Mmm extra flavor... not

wakeNmakePIZZA 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:31

poor squirrel

Luvmehateme292 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 17:25

Wait...OP is a squirrel?!?!

soulfulemo 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:11

wrong FML dude..

Sakaragi 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:35

That's silly. You know what they say, "All toasters, toast toast!"

smallory42 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:37

bleeeech. Thats not good!

angryoriental 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:43

the have trailer parks in Italy?

RandomBlackMan 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:57

so you're telling me that you found cigarette butts under the toaster?

HouseKeeping 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:01

Toast has always been code for Crack Cocaine

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:09

WTF

sup_bitch 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 3:25

did the toast have a smokey flavor?

jbeach91 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:56

#80-the bottoms of toasters open to clean out the fallen crumbs. they were probly just cleaning it out. idk...

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Same thing different taste

It's toast

Smoking is bad

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