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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

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Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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xlostwithoutu 0

Friday 22 January 2010 13:12

Well tHat's just disgusting... u have a terrible mother and a terrible boyfriend FYL

CYNNER 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:42

Indeed. thats horrible. you need to kick him.... repeatedly

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ReinaJay 13

Saturday 23 January 2010 7:19

Im so soo sorry that happened to you; hope you choice wisely on guys now and never let them meet your mom

headphone84 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 7:43

You must be one of Jerry Springer's guest shows. Your mom is such an horny *****!!!

PutDownTheGun 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 7:58

He knows it might be wrong, but he's in love with Stacy's mom.

birdsfly01 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 8:04

Woww. Your ma is a shitty bitch, and your boyfriend is just as bad!

hope20 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:42

I call bs

djcorndog 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:37

I got a boner.

Fwick 7

Saturday 23 January 2010 19:18

You know, I kinda know how you feel. After I started dating my boyfriend, I found out my mom had been in love with him for years.... Luckily, he's disgusted by the concept... Too bad your boyfriend (or ex-boyfriend, now, I hope) didn't feel the same.

Powahouse 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:58

THREESOME??

Jimmy_Jam24 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:06

I would totally make out with my girlfriends mom

mdugans 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:35

that's troubling

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