Love: Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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xlostwithoutu 0

Friday 22 January 2010 13:12

Well tHat's just disgusting... u have a terrible mother and a terrible boyfriend FYL

CYNNER 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:42

Indeed. thats horrible. you need to kick him.... repeatedly

Comments

vampgirl4life 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:51

that's just wrong and that includes 148# ok the mom should know better

zomgkatie 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:17

is your mom a milf? :)

floobl11121 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 3:39

HAHA EW

Wicked_Killer_27 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:50

What would the the world be without cougars? You would still have a boyfirend!

mayiskies 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:52

Hey don't worry he is a ****** but i'd probably **** ur mom not kiss her!!!

rawrieex3 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:19

ew, wth ? was he desperate at the time ?

shiv_parashar 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 14:31

haha

JungleCat3 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 19:17

wtf...fukk him and ur horrible excuse for a mom

rowyourboat 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 23:47

awwwh :/ FYL.

cheezymac 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:19

ha is yo mom hot

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