Love: Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Friday 22 January 2010 13:12

Well tHat's just disgusting... u have a terrible mother and a terrible boyfriend FYL

CYNNER 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:42

Indeed. thats horrible. you need to kick him.... repeatedly

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Zanzig 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:13

hott

karro 1

Wednesday 27 January 2010 7:28

holllyyyyy!!!!! Caveman WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dickmeister 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:16

I wanna buy this man a beer

LifeCanSuck789 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:29

oh man that's messed up

xtrawesome 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:30

PWNED

Sonalis 9

Saturday 30 January 2010 5:51

ew ew eww. I am so sorry. FYL indeed

taycandy96 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:35

cougar town!!!

icanfloat12 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:53

stacys mom has got it going on, shes all i want and ive waited for so long

Jazzgirl4ever 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:08

Wow... haha haha haha I know my ass would be shopping for a new boyfriend...

bonnieandclyde44 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:24

wtf

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Today, in my mom’s house, I can stay in one of two rooms: The one that's clean, tidy, quiet and has a comfortable seat… or the one that's warm. FML

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