Love: Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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Friday 22 January 2010 13:12

Well tHat's just disgusting... u have a terrible mother and a terrible boyfriend FYL

CYNNER 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:42

Indeed. thats horrible. you need to kick him.... repeatedly

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Kkyylliiee 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:44

hahhahahah stacys mom has got it going on... man your life sucks right nowwww!

rebel1 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 2:18

ouch! yeah screw his dad haha

puppiesarecute 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:55

your mums a pervert!!

FMLUAE 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 8:21

lucky bastard

aussie0504 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:43

what a cow FYL

OhEmGee209 0

Monday 15 March 2010 8:56

Hahaha I wouldn't mind making out with my girlfriends mom. Milftastic! haha I bet you joined in didn't you?

fah_Q 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 3:55

yum

LemilyCullen 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 1:40

Uhm Wow. Just wow. 1-That's a fail. 2-That's sickk. and 3-That's just wow. FYL

kaitlyn3xo 0

Friday 30 April 2010 19:46

**** your life

jatori_loves 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 20:39

sucks for u...

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