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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

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Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

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Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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xlostwithoutu 0

Friday 22 January 2010 13:12

Well tHat's just disgusting... u have a terrible mother and a terrible boyfriend FYL

CYNNER 0

Friday 22 January 2010 12:42

Indeed. thats horrible. you need to kick him.... repeatedly

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awesome576 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:24

oh damn that ******* sucks fyl

Dphilipson 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:35

he's a god among men.

halotron 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:53

Seriously, stop dating douchebags who are "so cool" and go after some nerdy socially inept boy who adores you but "you just want to be friends". YDI for picking him.

blazingman311 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:06

Got MILF?

wgs9513 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:20

That is super special awesome and so amazing. lucky bastard

imchanel 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:27

FYL!! that sucks leave tour bf

lpmxxo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:40

Your boyfriend's an asshole, I hope you ended things. As for your mother, she's not the greatest of moms out there. I wouldn't trust her around your next boyfriend

dzerzhinsky 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:09

YDI for not joining in

ilmlsm 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:11

Your moms a bitch

agnijay 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:17

Why are you dating your dad? YDI

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