Animals: Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and...

By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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Tactful

By petlover - 23/11/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas

Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 19:51 - South Africa

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

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By nrelavender - 26/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

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Monday 1 July 2013 23:04

What a catastrophe.

slayertack 19

Monday 1 July 2013 23:06

At least you still have your own cat, and didn't leave that one rotting in the sun.

Comments

Sacytrl 28

Tuesday 2 July 2013 15:25

At least that cat had a peaceful burial :) ..

Tegz0rz 12

Tuesday 2 July 2013 15:57

Your cat is alive when you thought it was dead, and you're complaining about it?

Lonus 9

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:07

I've done something like this before :/

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 2 July 2013 19:54

The tale of the two kitties...by Anonymous...

rebe1026 5

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:08

That's sad :(

FmyLifeFan001 8

Tuesday 2 July 2013 20:34

I would've shit my pants

rokolodo 10

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:21

Cats roaming the neighborhood, ******** in my lawn, walking on top of my freshly waxed vehicles, meowing on the roof of my house. Crapping on my Japanese sand garden. Will be relocated to the nearest mountains. Or impregnated by my pittbull then relocated. Peace to all.