By stoolgal - 23/09/2016 06:19 - United States - Yukon

Today, I found out after a lot of panic and a visit to the gynecologist that the lump in my vagina isn't cancer. I was just constipated. FML
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ScorpioKat13 4

But aye!! Congratulations on not having cancer!

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DanielleinDC 33

And it never occurred to you when you weren't pooping that that might be the problem?

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J352SAURUS 30

Maybe it's just me, but if I felt a lump down there, I wouldn't immediately connect the dots between not pooping and possibly having cancer.

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J352SAURUS 30

Dun dun DUN... At first glance I was confused because I never really thought they could be connected like that, but thinking about it now it actually makes sense.

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devilgotmywoman 6

The two holes are right next to each other! If you feel a big hard lump towards the back wall of the vag - towards the butt - it's obviously something in your butt! There's only a thin tissue between them. If you want to get sexual, this is why guys and girls like double penetration, because the size/pressure from the butt end can be felt in the vag-jayjay.

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Rabite 28

I had a comparable problem once. It felt like someone was stabbing my uterus for weeks. I thought it was a (popped) cyst but the doctor told me that she couldn't see anything and that the pain was probably caused by my colon being wrapped around my ovaries a little bit.

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cuz803 44

On the bright side, you don't have cancer

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DanaeZee 18

Your biology leaves a lot to be desired... o.O

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mermaidgirle 12

No, it doesn't. The tissue walls between the colon and ****** are very thin. If someone inserted a finger anally, they could push against the ****** and it would be felt from inside the ******. Why do you think dudes like giving double penetration to a woman? I'm surprised she didn't connect her lack of bowel movements to that, but hey; knowledge is power now!

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morgan_fffff 7

At least it wasn't cancer... honestly, would you rather have cancer than be constipated?

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tmj25789 23

Who in their right mind would rather have cancer than be constipated? Constipation is way more simple to treat than cancer. Smh.

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creditless 14

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is :))

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