By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 00:56 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
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Lioness8197 18

You really picked a winner:) Good luck and congrats!

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zombieslayer83 19

It could've been worse! He could've gone to the strip club before smoking weed!

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TheFirstSamurai 18

Hopefully he's getting rid of his recklessness and debauchery in one fell swoop to prepare for the maturity required to be a father.

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daniel_dd31 13

This is what he does when he's happy I'm sure...

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TheDrifter 23

Why not? I'm sure your parents could leave you wishing for a way to bleach your brain with stories from before they had children.

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zombieslayer83 19

He's just having a good time. Granted he should've celebrated with his girl. But dudes are stupid in that way.

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taka805 10

Congrats!!! Maybe he's really excited...???

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88vivera 9

That makes no sense on why he would do that

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Kitastropheee 12

Congratulations on the baby! Hopefully your husband will come around and realize he needs to step up to the plate and be a father!

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