By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

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hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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RunZoneFive 0

You should have used a condom. I know it's been typed a lot already, but really, come on.

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deathwishkid 0

You really should be forced to attend a number of sex ed lessons.

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Roseyro 0

Wow. that sucks for you. But its still hilarious! XD

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dyingstart 0

*facepalm* I agree that the pull out method is a terrible method. "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." Be careful of his dishonesty in the future. He could have had the decency to tell you he didn't pull out in time so you would have had some heads up. But still! Depending on the insurance you have (if any), birth control pills are cheaper than the morning after pill. Condoms are DEFINITELY cheaper than Plan B.

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girlnamedkris 0

y to the d to the i. wtf dumb shit. not that hard to put on a ******* condom. or take a pill every day. we don want no babies. gross. guess where that kid will be in 18 years. dead or in jail. cmon now. dumb dumb dumb. or there's always the option of calling it quits! get that thing out of there while you still can!!

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TheGerman 0

lol this is the reason why they made hundreds of different types of birth controll including condoms. YDI

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Illidan_fml 0

Watta total douchebag!! He doesn't deserve ya, honey

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leoofbodom 0

i hate clicking on this because i know theirs gonna be 43095734905 smartasses saying it doesnt work.. all we need is one

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Emika_fml 0

My favorite part about this FML is that it runs contrary to most pregnancy situations, where the girl finds out and the boy doesn't believe it. In this one, the girl is shocked and the boy is like, "well, hm, yeah, I kinda see how it could happen..." :)

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sakurachan04 0

What I find ironic is that so many forms of contraception have been invented, and yet people are still too lazy to actually go out and buy a condom. Seriously. Drive to the store. Find your size. Get over the supposed "embarrassment" and check out. It's not that hard, people. So sorry miss. You DEFINITELY deserve it. You could have taken extra precautions to keep yourself from getting pregnant, and you didn't. No sympathy. Guess you're gonna have to learn.

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