By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 673
You deserved it 89 255

Same thing different taste

Top comments

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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Dayzed 0
Hugorgy 0

This sounds like something on the show "16 and Pregnant". You should go on there to teach other ignorant teenagers what can happen to them if they don't use proper contraception!! It's probably the only positive thing you possibly can do in this situation.

danimani_fml 0

Try YAZ plus the pull out method just to be safe.(:

danimani_fml 0

Abortions are ******. Take responsibility for what both of you did and have the child, don't take the easy way out. If you don't want the baby, then give it up for adoption. End of story.

AirforceBlu 0

that's funny I don't care who you are. give ur bf a high five for me!

sarahvalasco 0

i think it's a little late to be giving her tips on how to not get pregnant

justme9342 0

Wow. You use no birth-control at all and you are shocked that you became pregnant?? I'm so glad that dumb asses like you get to have children while my husband and I stay childless.

dramakat11 0

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/05/28/health/main5045514.shtml I'm posting that link again because some people seem to have missed it. But yeah pulling out totally sucks; it ruins the moment. So do condoms; they dull the pleasure. Go on the pill and both you and your bf should get tested regularly (just in case of cheating.) That's my advice. And to the OP: I agree it would be unfair for you to raise the child unless you do some real maturing and preparing and decide you really want to raise the child. I also agree that it's the least you can do to have the baby and then give it up for adoption. I am pro-choice but still don't really think abortion is "right" in any sense. I think if it's very early on and the fetus hasn't even developed a brain yet then it's likely there's no consciousness or pain so it might not be too bad. But it's still killing a developing human life. I myself don't know what I would do...I would want to take the easy, selfish route and avoid the social stigma, physical pain, weight gain, and emotional pain of birthing a baby and then giving it up and knowing I have a child out there I'll never be a real mother to...But I would hope that I might have the strength to give my baby up for adoption and provide for a barren couple in need.

i hope your child isnt as stupid as you and your equally retarded bf.

XanimalloverX 0

You and your boyfriend are stupid everyone knows that pulling out doesnt do anything unless you use a condom or take birth control or do both means you have a 98% chance of not getting pregnant if you use a condom. Or too have a 100% chance of not getting pregnantjp