By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

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hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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electrikpunk 0

YDI for using the pull-out method, ya idiot.

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Zero2Sixty 0

YOU DESERVE IT FOR GETTING KNOCKED UP WITH OUT A CONDOM ! ! !

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__ColoradoSunris 0

as opposed to getting what, knocked up with a condom? :S but you're right. YDI.

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aback 4

People who "pull out" are called parents. Educate yourself so you don't have a ton of kids before you're 16.

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crazy_cat_lady24 0

Hahaha, agreed. In this case they are called a gullible mother and an asshole father. But the father probably won't be around for long. A guy who won't take responsibility in (not) impregnating his girlfriend probably won't take responsibility for her child. Good luck being a single mom, OP. Wow, you Americans really need to do something about your sex ed. In the Netherlands we have proper sex ed and nobody uses the pulling out method here. In the US the teen pregnancy rate is more than 10x higher than in the Netherlands. The facts speak for themselves in this case, I think.

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letitbe56 0

Agreed! Better sex-ed = lower rate of unwanted pregnancies = lower rates of abortion, child abuse, crime, etc. You'd think liberals and conservatives alike would be all over this!

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ihatestupidppl 0

#127, usually I hate when people bring up the whole "America vs (other countries)" argument up, but in this case, you are absolutely correct. I mean really, pro-abstinence only education?! Good job, America. Once, I was forced to teach pro-abstinence to a group of young girls. (I was an assistant teacher at a non-profit and had no say in which classes I had to teach). We were allowed to teach them how sex works and the biology of conception, but NOTHING about contraception, ONLY abstinence. Which, you know, is like 100% effective. Just look at Bristol Palin! Teenagers are going to do what they're going to do, its PATHETIC that America wants to hide behind the idea of "lets just tell them not to do it and pray that they listen to us".

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Mulada 0

Doesn't Netherlands have a high rate of human trafficking?

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sickinlove13 0

127, "In the Netherlands we have proper sex ed and nobody uses the pulling out method here. " Nobody uses the pull out method there? I highly doubt that and I'm sure you don't know everybody.

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LoVe_Me_fml 0

Agreed....if you have someone who is responsible and knows what the hell they are doing it doesn't always lead to a baby. I'm going on 3 years and do not have a kid

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purple_people 0

I did this for 3 years too. IMO, it's a bad idea. I've been on BC ever since. At least I don't have to worry every month. YDI to OP.

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joeyl1990 28

something is probably wromg with your seed

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ridgie 0

YDI for not using contraception, but FY child's life for being conceived by mistake. Good luck to you, though.

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CDS09 0

what #8 said.... Cheapness is a bitch, use a condom, slap your boyfriend, he is just as much at fault.

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ctc9 0

Really? The pulloutmethod? You can get pregnant even if he pulls out then has to jerkoff to finish.

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Jaguaress 2

Pulling out only works some of the time - the rest of the time, you're pregnant. (You do know that in rare cases, even heavy petting can cause pregnancy, if the precum gets inside the ******, like with fingers.) Stop being stupid and use a condom. And any girl who would let a guy do the "pulling out method" isn't protecting herself. Use a condom always, and then have another form of birth control as well: spermicidal foam, birth control pill, sponge, or diaphragm. (I'm assuming you're too young for the IUD.) Educate yourself. Please, if you don't want this child or an abortion, put it up for adoption asap so that it will have good parents because, obviously, you're too naive.

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skullbuster 0

What is this, a 1970's grotto party at the Playboy Mansion? "Heavy Petting" indeed!!! HAHAHAHAHA...

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Hugorgy 0

The sponge is banned in the U.S. because of it's high failure rate. I learned that in Life Skills and Relationships class my freshman year of high school four years ago.

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Beej_fml 0

It was unbanned a few years ago! Keep updating yourself. (But it still DOES have a higher failure rate than other forms like condoms, the pill, etc.) My advice--GET ON THE PILL!!!

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fed_up_thespian 9

yeah, not sure when that happened, but its back on the market and my bc pills recommend it as a viable backup method. i use both together, personally, so i have no worries.

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SimpleSimon 0

Are you using any sort of birth control? If not, you're simply stupid. Have your child adopted so it doesn't grow up to be a burden on society as well. If you are, then I genuinely do feel for you, you were unlucky and the exception to the rule

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