By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

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hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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zama_fml 0

not only should you be worried about getting pregnant(to late for that) but because your not using a condom STI's are also a possibility, HAVE FUN!

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boatkicker 4

Not all sex without condoms risks sti's. if you're both clean adn neither of you cheats, thats pretty safe. STI's dont just materialize from nowhere

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miss_california 0

you're an idiot for not using a form of contraception that has a decent success rate and your boyfriend is a total *******. i sure hope your baby, if you have it, never finds out you posted about your pregnancy here.

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horsiigurl 0

so its a FML and YDI FML=is when you have to tell your child he/she is a mistake and your child would hate you YDI=because you didnt use protection in the end its a loss loss situation, time to call planned parenthood eh?

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starflake 3

OP You deserve it for being an idiot. I am so glad I live in England - Free contraception! I'm on birth control pills and the implant!

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Emika_fml 0

Pills AND the implant? Geez, how much sex are you having? :)

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Lunie_fml 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! Oh man.... you know what makes this so freaking funny? Is that you are SHOCKED by this outcome. I mean, really? You can't believe you could get pregnant? Then what your boyfriend said on top of that! Ha! Oh man, this is too funny. And also, not an FML. You completely deserve it.... and let's hope when the time comes you properly teach your child the effects of having sex without proper contraception.

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nikktherocker 0

Yeah..."pulling out" isn't exactly the most reliable method. Actually, it's about the least. There's always abortion, though! Unless you're anti-abortion...sucks for you! but no sympathy for being a dumbass. YDI.

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fretforyerlatte 0

why bullshit? this kind of thing happens every day, unfortunately,

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nameskalynnn 0

wow everyone is like you have this % chance of getting pregnaut okk well she is pregnaut. &* youshould javelin used protectionnn .

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onemusicnote 0

I'm personally amazed that all everyone interested in is telling her how stupid she is for getting pregnant and not one hint of concern for the unborn child. Like someone else said, this happens every day. I hope she knows she has options if this isn't someone she wants to do, and I hope she doesn't take every jerk on this website seriously. I wish you the best!

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Prawn_fml 2

I would think the comments are at least in part because of the poor potential kid that now will possibly either get killed off or born to parents who might be too young/inexperienced/not wanting the child. Kids need a stable home where they're loved and cared for, and though these two might potentially pull together and manage that, it does take some work to manage and many people don't give their kids the chance they deserve. Considering she FMLed this, they're obviously not yet prepared for or desiring a child. Hopefully things work out for the best, nonetheless.

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skullbuster 0

No concern?!?!...there are at least 20 of us here who have said that kid is ******! We're ******* humanitarians here! Give credit where credit is due and spare us your sweeping generalizations.

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All_I_Need 4

I actually don't know many female who have a 28 day long cycle. I know a girl who has been pregnant during her periods btw.

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