By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 673
You deserved it 89 255

Same thing different taste

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YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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Not only is it a shame that you're an complete idiot, but you are now furthuring your idiocy in the gene pool. Great...

Lonely4 0

Are you serious that you were that stupid to use the pull out method? Unbelievable that people are this ignorant in this day and age. And you are reproducing??? Clearly, you are not ready for a child...and by the sound of your stupidity and your boyfriend's you guys have to be in highschool....please give him/her up for adoption (if you choose not to terminate)...that's the only way this poor kid will have a chance in life.

Everything happends for a reason. Congrats :)

First off, all you idiots know nothing about sex, precum, or getting pregnant. a woman is only fertile about two weeks before her period for a few days. All other days she cannot get pregnant. Sperm can live in a ****** for about three days, so if you want this method to be effective, you have to watch her patterns and plan accordingly. Secondly, precum DOES NOT CONTAIN SPERM. The only reason any sperm would be in precum is because of a recent ****** and it's still in the urethra. Even then, the amount that's in there is miniscule and basically has zero chance of getting a girl pregnant. Lastly, OP lives in Utah, the Mormon bible thumping capital of the United States. Guess what they teach I. sex ed? ABSTINENCE! They don't educate kids on the real world and how to use contraceptives because they'd rather cater to their made up religion and some twisted, fictional god. Then, as seen here, kids do stupid ways of birth control and end up getting knocked up. And finally, I really have no sympathy, because if you were smart, you'd at least know how to use the pull out method effectively instead of just hoping you don't get pregnant.

boatkicker 4

You are a condecending asshole. not "All of us idiots" know nothing. You are NOT the first one to list ANY of those facts. People have already mentioned the days you can get prgnant and that precum has no spem and how ,long sperm can live and a whole host of other things. People have already mentioned the "Moron bible thumping" state, as you so elengantly put it. Next time, before you call us idiots, you might want to read what has already been said. I'm not denying that the OP was stupid (read my other posts, I've already overed that) But not ALL of the rest of us are. Stop being an ass.

skullbuster 0

That horse you are riding high on is probably going to need to be sent to the glue factory soon

Lonely4 0

#91 Brace yourself, this might shock you, but there are public/non-religious schools in Utah which teach real methods of protection, and not all residents of Utah are mormon. Also, I went to Catholic school for 6 years, and there was literally a convent on my campus where all of our teachers lived, and guess what...yes, they taught abstinance (which whether you are religious or not, isn't a bad thing when you're too young to understand that you don't have to be a ***** to feel loved)...but they also taught safety. And honestly, even if they didn't get taught safety in sex ed, there is no excuse for this girl's or her idiot boyfriend's stupidity...have they seriously never seen tv, a movie, the internet, magazines, etc? It's out there, even in Utah, if you care about knowing the facts and are mature enough to care about yourself and think about your future. Instead, they did what most younger/inexperienced people (usually teenagers) do....they figured "it won't happen to me" and had sex anyway because it felt good and they didn't want to be responsible. It does feel good, damn good, but it's pretty pathetic to put your future in the hands of a moron just because you want to get off...or your boyfriend does....I hope it was amazing sex for her; she'll have her "I'm a moron who didn't protect myself" badge in about 9 months. I hope she gives the kid up to someone who deserves one and who will give the kid a fighting chance in life....this dumbass isn't up for the job.

Hugorgy 0

The whole "counting the days" with her pattern of ovulation isn't always effective. Not all women are regular and this method, from what I was taught, was only really used for couples who had religious beliefs against mechanical contraception and had no other method to go by. It's not reliable.

This is the most YDI post I've seen in a while. You are just asking for trouble using the pull out method, now you have to make a decision both are which are not good: abortion or keeping the baby. Not only is your bf an idiot for not telling you he didn't pull out fast enough for you to take the emergency pill, he should have known about pre-cum which can make you pregnant. Biggest point of all: protection is one of the greatest inventions mankind has to offer.

...Pull & Pray is a method that should only be used by those that have taken into consideration how often that method fails miserably, and are willing to except the consequences (i.e. inhabitted uterus). This is why contraceptives were made...and why they're available at the health department free. On the bright side you are doing God's work and procreating...? Good luck with that.

SkaterChic 0

hey guess what. did u know a lot of men cant bring themselves to pull out? they get more aroused and there is a lack of blood in their brain, so they just do it and lie!!! good job genius

boatkicker 4

inhabited uterus is the greatest term for pregnancy ever. :) For some reason it wont let me post this as a reply......

And look, babies can pop up on accidents, but that doesnt mean they are a disgrace to the world or something and they should be totally and utterly offended (some of you are thinking that just because someone wasnt a planned baby means they should feel bad about it). Most of us writing on this forum are on accident. Actaully, unplanned babies are probably the best gifts you can ever have. Theres nothing wrong with it. It doesnt mean you should be happy your having a baby. Im pretty sure my bro was an unplanned baby, or even me. My parents got pregnant with my bro when they were engadged and my parents were probably the most happy people on earth even if they were really poor and my dad found out on the field in the army.

boatkicker 4

Unplanned babies are a blessing. The problem is unwanted babies. If they dont want a baby they arent going to put in the best effort to raise the kid right, and clearly, based on teh fact that this is an FML the OP's baby isnt wanted. I feel terrible for this baby...

True. I really hope she doesnt get an abortion though, because i believe the only time you have the right to get an abortion is when a) You clearly dont have the money for it and there is no one to depend on or b) Health issues

boatkicker 4

I agree. No one ever gets that when I say it. So far as the laws and stuff go I'm totally pro choice, but thats not because I believe in abortion. Beacuse of those reasons and because I know people would try stupid things like home abortions and end up hurting themselves and the baby and probably not killing either. It just makes more suffering.

rayrayy_fml 0

#106 & #116, women who've suffered from rape though, they should def have to keep it, right? Damn ****** get what's coming, right? There are FAR more reasons for abortion than money and health.

boatkicker 4

Rape counts under health, or at least I always counted it as. I would never maek someone who was raped keep a child that resulted. Sorry for not listing every single possible case As for ******, yes I suppose they do get whats coming, but typically the reason they ***** themselves out is because they need the money, and cant find/dont know any other way to get it. But if they're doing it just for the hell of it, or cause they dont feel like any other job, then yeah, they get whats coming

cxal_fml 0

Its incredibly doubtful that posters are here on "accident." There is a very large difference between being an unplanned pregnancy and being an accidental pregnancy. To be born on accident, your parents had to be intentionally trying to keep from getting pregnant - most married couples don't do that, they let the babies come when they come. Being planned means your parents are having sex for the sake of getting pregnant, and they typically chart their ovulation, and have sex even when they aren't in the mood because thats the best time for a pregnancy to state. Few people ever go to that extreme

waterynuggets 0

Victim blaming = epic fail no matter what.