By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Ami8919 0

YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!

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hatcher 0

pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.

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AntiChrist7 0

that's going to be a retarded baby, because the parents are absolute morons. pulling out is about the unsafest method there is. YDI

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rockonCB4 0

WTF! Pulling out isn't birth control! you deserved that, dumbass!

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blueknight1st 26

Your kidding right? You were using the pullout method and you can't understand how this happened? The United States' education system is definitely failing us. Do the world a favor and don't have anymore kids. That kid deserves smarter parents than the two of you.

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maddog_fml 0

OP: And then I said "Sorry dear, I'm not going to lie to you, it's NOT yours"

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macc55 2

**** your life for having a child? why

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skullbuster 0

I....don't....even....know....where....to....begin (insert headshaking and finger waggling here). Pre-cum, this - wives tales, that - pull out effectiveness - blah blah blah. It's all a blur because I just can't get past the pity and utter confusion I feel, OP, when I consider you, your boyfriend, your unborn child, your parents. Your lives are changing here, all because you couldn't pop a pill, or have your boyfriend stick his dick in some latex before he stuck it in you... did you at least get an ****** out of this mess (we know he did)? But, really, where is "United Methodist Bitch" and her cadre of bible beaters to knock down all these contraception talkers? And where are the gaggle of health care "professionals" who love to offer free medical advice in the comments section? And this FML would not be complete without the self-admitted members of the bar who offer us their legal opinions on what lawsuit OP should pursue??? The world has been upended here!

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cxal_fml 0

The united methodists have nothing against birth control. Its the catholics who insist you can't use condoms/birth control. You won't find a Methodist against condoms, because from a religious standpoint they aren't against using any form of contraception. :D

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skullbuster 0

Oh, my friend United Methodist Bitch just gets wet when I mention her in my posts, that's all!

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loverslanex3 0

I agree with the majority. YDI. Maybe you should use a condom next time.

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tipsy337 0

So your baby might be retarded if he takes after his father. Let's hope he takes after you

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skullbuster 0

Yeah, because she isn't ******* retarded? These are two dumb people, who are probably too young to be having sex anyway...

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horsiigurl 0

its called condoms and birth control pills and YDI for not going on the pill, even if you thought he pulled out before he let out the sperms you should still go on the pill, this is why they invented the pill, so kids dont need to live a life as a mistake!

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