By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!

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wazdog 4

What else do you like putting in your holes?

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no_clue_4_u 4

Congratulations, this makes you as intelligent as a toddler.

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Youdrongo 0

How insulting! Toddlers are definitely smarter than that!

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saIty 17

No, but it takes a degree of stupidity to attempt something dumb like that.

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o76923 8

I thought the OP's name was Baby at first and a parent was posting on behalf of their infant. I suppose Beaky could be a petname for a baby...

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SkardeyKat 3

Lol you know I was thinking something similar. If this is someone older than eight, I really hope they never reproduce.

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wriptidez 0

weird.. glad u got it

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hello_jules 8

..And you're how old?

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Congratz on your stupidity. In such situations, inhale deeply through mouth. Then, stick a finger firmly up the nostril with no blockage. Finally blow out through your nose with your mouth closed for all that you're worth. If it doesn't work, good luck to you, but you deserve it

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