Miscellaneous: Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large...

By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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You deserved it 2 650

By Stuck - 08/09/2011 10:00 - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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Quite the catch

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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You deserved it 103

By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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You deserved it 5 138

Booger block

By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML

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You deserved it 349

Hole in one

By Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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You deserved it 102

By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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By Medfail - 20/06/2016 07:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML

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By ThatWasntFun - 29/01/2015 21:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:09

Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!

Evarella 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:12

This is just downright stupid.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:11

Congratulations, OP. You are a nominee for a Darwin Award. Your parents must be proud! =D You Deserve It!

krysxkatastrophe 14

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:13

What the Hell made you think that was a good idea? At all?

Margemander 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:22

Tic Tacs come out a lot easier, but they burn like hell.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Wednesday 12 October 2011 17:29

Personal experience?

belkinbra 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:46

I can't contemplate why someone would put anything up their nose. Natural selection FTW.

belkinbra 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:46

I can't contemplate why someone would put anything up their nose. Natural selection FTW.

Priyankspatel_fml 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:49

So did u post this while the marble was up ur nose...

ImDB8 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:01

Your just realizing this now?!!

RainbowHeadache 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:04

Try sticking a light bulb, bulb first, into your mouth then attempt to get it back out, op.

RainbowHeadache 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:08

To add to that, Just because all the other kids on the playground are doing it doesn't mean you should too. Just say no to snorting marbles. :/

G97Alex 21

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:30

Nice FML reference!

AllThatHit 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 1:40

I remember that one!

pixelebrate 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:10

Hoooo Hoooo Hoooo Derp -_-

peteyfas 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:33

Genius! genius! genius!

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Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

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Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

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Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML

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Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

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Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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Same thing different taste

Quite the catch

Booger block

Hole in one

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