Intimacy: Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student...

By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

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By Buzzie - 02/09/2010 21:09 - United States

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

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By hearing too much - 03/11/2019 02:00

Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML

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By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML

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By edwinduarte1 - 13/09/2010 06:49 - France

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

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MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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YELP!

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 12:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

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By idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML

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By Steph - 21/06/2009 12:05 - Bulgaria

Today, I realized how much I hate my apartment. Not only can I hear my creepy upstairs neighbor having sex with random hookers every few night, I can also hear him everytime he takes a shit. I honestly don't know which is worse. FML

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WateryAsh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

O.O

bigotcretin 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:04

LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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yungmoolahbaby 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:42

hahaha. not creepy, guys ********** while thinkin' of girls all the time. the sayin your name part is a little weird, though.

jennam_fml 4

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:43

MAYBE, at first I'd be flattered, but you know, maybe he knew the walls were paper thin and was trying to gross you out. I'm with number 33, I know alot of attractive "bigger" people. My best friend has polycystic ovarian syndrome, and she can work out/diet all she wants, but she'll still be a few pounds bigger from the PCOS. 57, never have I heard a bigger person rant on about food. Grow the **** up. 53, who said all bigger people were ugly? There's just as many ugly skinny girls as there is big girls. Besides, what about fat guys? Nobodys allowed to make fun of them. Infact, I've heard alot more bigger guys talk about food then I have women. Bigger women were considered healthy and more attractive back then anyways.

yer_maw 1

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:44

Yass you're called kirsty, me too *high five* #13 fails "kristy" aint the same as "kirsty"

saailaway 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:46

LOLLL

haha_goodone 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:48

are you sure he's not just watching a porno you starred in?

Iwannabetreo 11

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:49

Why is there always someone asking, why it's a FML? :] Shut the **** up, you laugh at the damn things, you just dont wanna admit it.

justmyluck1212 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:52

Lmao "whilst" I like the archaic diction & #43 stfu & stop being so dramatic, a str8 guy would most likely be creeped out more

Adrianna69 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:57

FAKE!

cactus_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:06

Next time bang on the wall and say, "I can hear you, perv!" It'll embarrass him enough to make him stfu. P.S. Not saying wanking makes you a perv, I know polls say something like 87% of guys do it or whatever, so don't jump all over me.