By SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
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bigotcretin 0

LOL and fyl for sure but dont be surprised about how often guys jerk off about and what about, you were just a little more aware about it happening

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d_fml_r89 0

LOL #25! just creep him out the next few times you hear it and avoid him in the laundry room, you'll be fine

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TheLittlestNinja 0

you should get some self defense training.

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ShelbyG 0

Opps there was no typo....Okay ive commented on this way too much.

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Everlost 0

you heard that :( I try keep it down next time.

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mattmag 0

Sorry about that... I'll try to keep it down.

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a2495 0

Make sex noises when he goes to sleep. Keep him up all night with that. After a while, he'll get pissed at you, and yank it over someone else.

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lesp 6

Buy a baseball bat and hit stuff like your bed or a duffel bag full of clothes repeatedly while screaming his name one night. I'd be scared as hell after that.

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